Welcome to How to Love Your Dog!

Page Three

Ridiculous Riddles

and Jokes About Dogs

How To Love Your Dog

 Teacher: What is a comet?
Annie: A star with a tail.

Teacher: Good. Can you name one?
 Annie: Lassie!

Chris, age 12, Australia


 What's the worse weather for mice?
Kenny, age 11, Tennessee USA

 When it's raining cats and dogs.

 Why did the man bring his dog to the railroad station?
Martha, age 8, Florida USA

  To train him!

 A dog loses its tail. To find another tail, it should _____?
Nidhi, age 6, Chennai, Tamilnadu India

It goes to the re-tail shop!

What do you call a sweating weiner dog?
Kim, Age 14, Cheektowaga, Ny

A Hot Dog.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Cheyenne, Age 11, Kansas USA

He/she heard it bark!

How do you know if you have a slow dog?
Miguel, age 9, California USA

 He brings you yesterday's paper.

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Keisha, age 9, Massachusettes USA

"Rough, Rough!"

Jami: I play chess with my dog every day.
Jessy: Wow, your dog must be very smart!
Jami: Oh, not really.
I usually win!

 Jessica, age 13, Illinois USA



Here are some fun riddle books. Ask your parents to check them out!

Give a Dog a Bone

Give a Dog a Bone: Stories, Poems, Jokes, and Riddles about Dogs, By Joanna Cole, Stephanie Calmenson, Scholastic; Reprint edition (August 1, 1999)
Popular children's book authors Joanna Cole and Stephanie Calmenson bring together dog poems by Rudyard Kipling, Myra Cohn Livingston and others; a rebus story; canine facts and photos; jokes, riddles and stories.
Ages 7-10

Knock Knock

The World's Greatest Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids!, by Bob Phillips
Ages 9-12

1000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids, by Michael Kilgarriff
Kids can never get enough knock-knock jokes. For the insatiable riddler, here are 1,000 jokes that will satisfy the need to tease. Here are knock-knocks about names, songs, insults, sayings, puns, and many, many more, in this laugh-out-loud anthology of knock-knock jokes kids will love. Ages 9-12

500 Jokes

500 Hillarious Jokes for Kids, by Jeff Rovin
An Amazon.com reader writes: Kids from 8 to 12 love jokes and this joke book is for them. Easy to read, predictably corny, these jokes will keep them reading and improve their memory skills.
If you have a long car trip ahead or, better yet, your grandchildren do, get them this joke book. It will keep the kids entertained and the driver thankful for those long car naps when he/she doesn't have to "knock-knock".

blues riddle game

Blue's Riddle Game, by Alice Wilder and David Cutting
Are you ready to play a new game? Blue and each of her friends have rhyming riddles to tell. Guess the answers, and then check if you're right by turning the answer wheel so that Steve points to the riddle teller. Can you guess them all? Ages 4-8

  Clifford's Peek-and-Seek Animal Riddles (Clifford the Big Red Dog (Board)), by Norman Bridwell
Young Clifford fans are invited to solve animal riddles by peeking through die-cut holes that are placed in scenes depicting Clifford, the small red puppy, playing in the park with his animal friends. Ages Baby-Preschool


Riddles and More Riddles (Beginner Books), By Bennett Cerf
A collection of riddles, such as "When is a cook bad? When she beats an egg." and "What kind of coat should be put on when it is wet? A coat of paint." Inside Flap Copy: "Why do birds fly south?" "Because it is too far to walk." Riddles and More Riddles! contains funny, laugh-out-loud riddles that kids will love to read and retell over and over again! Ages 4-8



 to Riddles 1
to Riddles 2


Cody's Tour
Kelly's Tour
Trouper's Tour
Your New Dog
Well-Behaved Dog
Special Topics
A New Dog
Your Best Friend
Too Many Dogs
I'll Love You Forever
Training Basics
Following the Rules
What Dogs Cost
Obedience Lessons
Keeping Safe
What Dogs Need
Behavior Problems
Older Dogs
Puppy Basics
Learning Tricks
Losing Your Dog

Ready for a Dog?
Your Stories
When I Grow Up
Your Dogs
Birthday Page
Book Club
Quiz Yourself
Your Poetry

Search this Site | Site Map

Read our Privacy Policy
How To Love Your Dog...A Kid's Guide to Dog Care
Copyright ©1998 - 2009 by Janet Wall and Rick Wall
May be reproduced for individual or classroom use only.
Photographs, graphics, and backgrounds may not

be reproduced to other websites or for any other purpose.